It takes a toddler...

...to raise a goldfish.

This is Eden's office.

She keeps her goldfish here.

We're not allowed in.

But I tried to teach her from the doorway that we can't tickle goldfish.

There was toilet paper in the goldfish bowl.

She told me she thought he had to go poopoo in his pond.

Last night I noticed he had no tail.

But he's alive.

And it's a new record.

So maybe you do tickle a goldfish and give it toilet paper.

Who knows, but like I said, it's a new record.